DOUCHEBAGS!!

So today, Timmy's booked out the afternoon show of Pirates for the staff to go see, but I couldn't go cuz I started at 6 and I would have had to leave half way through. I was so mad cuz I really want to see it!! BUT when I got to work, I got handed two movie passes, so I get to see it for free!!!!! Which is cool, cuz I planned on seeing it tomorrow night after visiting Trevor.
So I worked 6pm-1am tonight. And I had all the douchebags come through. And two INCREDABLY stupid girls. This is what happened.

Girls: "What kind of sandwiches do you have?"
I point to the board above their heads.
Girl B: "I had this one once... do you have one with like, turkey?"
Me: "Yea.... the turkey breast... and the turkey bacon club."
Girl B: "What's on the first one?"
Me: "..... turkey."
Girl B: Which ones have tomato?"
Me: "They all have tomato."
Girl B: "Oh, which ones have lettuce?"
Me: "..... they al have lettuce."
Girl A: "What's in the chicken salad?"
Me: "Chicken.... and red pepper."
Girl A: "Like, chunks? Maybe I'll pick them out."
Me: "Uh, it's just chicken and pepper chopped up in a sauce."
Girl A: "Oh THAT kind of pepper!!!"
Girl B: "Do you have any sandwiches with meat?"
Me: "...." *stare*
Girl B: "I mean like, ones with meat like they have at Save on?"
Me: *stare* "You mean sandwich meat?"
Girl B: "Yea!"
Me: "They all have sandwich meat, except the chicken club, the salads, and the veggie."
Girl B: "Oh, okay!! What's on the turkey one?"
Me: "Turkey, ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato."
Girl B: "Oh THATS what I had!!! I'll get that!"
Me: "On white or whole wheat?"
Girl B: *looks confused* "Uh, white." *giggle*
Me: *eyeroll*
Girl A: "What's on the turkey one again?"
Me: *Bigger eyeroll* "Turkey, ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato."
Girl A: "I want the chicken salad one."
Me: "Ooookaaaay... on white or whole wheat?"
Girl A: *looks as confused as Girl B* "Uh, white."
Girl B: *giggle*
Me: *WTF??*
Both Girls ask for a bottle of pop, not specifying a type, and look at me like I'm crazy when I ask what kind they want. They both want Coke. No suprise. They both proceed to pay with debit. Again, no suprise. Then Girl A and Girl B go and sit down while I make sandwiches. 10 Minutes later Girl A approaches me.
Girl A: "Are those ours?"
Me: "Yea..."
Me thinks: "Do you see anyone else in the store, you douche??????
Girl A takes sandwches and the two girls promptly leave the store.

Yea. True story. >.< I hate people.